Novembrance: Knock-Knock Joke of the Absurd

Author: Luisa Perkins

•8:28 AM

Daniel: Mama, knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Daniel: Graham cracker.

Me: Really?

Daniel (rolling his eyes, whispering): Say "Graham cracker who."

Me: Graham cracker who?

Daniel: Graham crackers can't fly. People eat them.

Me: Yes...yes. That's right.

I think we possibly have a new income stream here; I'm now considering producing our own series of educational videos entitled "Baby Ionesco."

What: you don't think they would sell?

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On 28/3/08 , Jenna said...: I'd buy them! I'm cracking up over here!
On 28/3/08 , Annette Lyon said...: They'd be best-sellers. Definitely.
On 28/3/08 , Anonymous said...: lol. you may be on to something here.
On 29/3/08 , Anonymous said...: I love when the start telling knock knock jokes. Of course, after the 3 billionth time of telling the same joke, it gets a little old, but I love when they start.
On 29/3/08 , Jen said...: Way too funny. I'd love that series.
On 29/3/08 , anjmae said...: I love kid jokes--so innocent and naive, but creative! I would buy anything you produced, BTW.
On 30/3/08 , painted maypole said...: i think baby ionesco is simply redudant. ;) and i love that you make an ionesco reference.

(and this is how most knock knock jokes go in my house, as well)
On 31/3/08 , Anonymous said...: Uh ya....good luck on the new income stream :-)

Hey...not every comic was funny on the first joke.
On 2/4/08 , Bill C said...: I want a graham cracker.

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